This piece was written by the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.
The way people show their status has always changed throughout human history. Once upon a time, it was by having the biggest horse, or the most ornate suit of armor, or the fanciest muscle car. There was even a brief period during which Pogs were a sign of status. We were kings then.
These days, it's the keychain. We swear this is true. Nothing says "total badass" like whipping out a pocket full of keys and clever gizmos, neatly assembled for ease of use. And that's where these come in.
Pocket Samurai Titanium Keychain Knife
If Samurais needed extra knives or were only 9 inches tall, this would be their weapon of choice. It's a 440c stainless steel Tanto blade in the classic katana shape, perfectly honed for opening boxes, cutting rope, slashing open your mail, or anything else you might need a pocket knife for. Normally $39.99, you can buy your Pocket Samurai Titanium Keychain Knife in the Cracked Store for just $29.99.