It's A Scary (Digital) World Out There, Get A VPN

Despite the fact that your virus protection software seems to update every four seconds, hackers and companies have unprecedented access to your personal information. If you don't believe us, then simply whisper "hemorrhoid cream" into an empty room, and prepare to start seeing ads for cheap butt paste all over Facebook. VPN Unlimited can prevent word of your hemorrhoid situation from leaking all over the internet, but just in case that's not enough motivation for you, here are three more reasons VPNs rule.

Your Browser Traffic Will Stay Private

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You probably use Google to ask embarrassing questions all the time. It's OK. It's part of being a human. But just because we all have moments of unadulterated dumbness doesn't mean you want someone to see your search for "What happens when I eat too many beets? And not, like, three or four beets, but too many beets." A service like VPN Unlimited can protect you from unsecured WiFi connections in airports, coffee shops, or even your own home, keeping intruders out of your search history and away from your private accounts AND vegetable habits.

Websites Will No Longer Destroy Your Battery Life

Trackers and malware chase after you online with the tenaciousness of the entity from It Follows. Not only is this annoying and potentially damaging to your computer, but it's also a constant drain on your battery life. VPN Unlimited is designed to protect you from these malicious stalkers, and greatly improves your battery life in the process. It also offers unlimited traffic bandwidth, so you don't have to worry about going over any kind of data usage limits. Think of all the things you'll be able to accomplish with more battery life and bandwidth, such as asking Google more weird questions about your digestive problems.

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The Repeal Of Net Neutrality

Unless you just teleported here from another dimension, you've probably heard about the whole net neutrality crisis. (And if so, you might want to head back, because chances are you have better internet there.) With the state of the open internet in flux, it's not worth taking risks regarding your personal data. When you invest in a VPN like VPN Unlimited, you get a lifetime of protection against any kind of change. A VPN can normally be expensive, but you can buy a lifetime subscription to VPN Unlimited in the Cracked Store today for $39.99, which is a 92 percent discount from its usual $500 price. (Plus, we'll let you in on a secret: You can get this deal for just $18 if you use the coupon code VPNSD22.)

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