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Who cares that the holidays are over? Get yourself the gift you really wanted with these awesome deals on ten of our favorite gaming accessories.
If you're having trouble racking up wins in Smash Bros., it might be because you're starting to lose vision while straining your eyes watching a teeny tiny TV. Perhaps take a look at the AAXA Mini Projector for the Nintendo Switch. Simply dock your Switch into the AAXA and project your games onto any flat surface, like a screen, your bedroom wall, or the side of your neighborhood Target. It normally sells for $312.99, but you can click here right now to take 7 percent off and get one for $289.
The Nintendo Switch Battery Charger Case doubles the battery life of your Switch. It utilizes a Quickchip chipset that prevents overcharging, and the handy kickstand will keep the system cool so you can have both hands free to dominate Breath Of The Wild. Normally it sells for $60, but you can click here to save 33 percent and get one for just $40.
This console is designed to look like the best gaming machine the 1980s ever birthed, and it comes pre-loaded with 600 classic games from the days before you had any responsibilities beyond getting home from school before Airwolf came on. It connects directly to the HDMI port of your TV and comes with two controllers with extra-long cables, so you don't need to worry about yanking the console off your entertainment center in an explosion of triumph and/or rage. Normally it sells for $299.99, but if you click here right now, you can take 85 percent off and get it for just $44.99.
Wild gives you unlimited ad-free access to a library of over 2,000 PC games, with new titles stacked on each month. It's like being friends with the rich kid who got every single game the day it came out, only with Wild, you can play whenever you want instead of having to suck up to some brat. A Wild subscription also gives you a discount on thousands of games for rent or purchase, so you will literally never run out of things to play. Normally, a six-month subscription costs $47.94, but you can click here right now to save 47 percent and get one for just $24.99.
Vortex Cloud Gaming lets you stream a library of over 100 hit PC games to any device, no downloads required. Simply click a button and you can play high-end games on your laptop, smartphone, or TV without having to blow your entire college savings on a new PC gaming rig. Normally a three-month subscription costs $29.99, but you can click here to save 33 percent and get one for just $19.99.
If you want to feel the blissful spark of youth again as you play Fortnite all night long, you'll want to pick up the 8BitDo N30 Bluetooth Gamepad. Designed as a near-exact replica of an old 8-bit Nintendo controller (with more than two buttons this time), it's completely compatible with Mac OS, Windows, Android, Raspberry Pi, and even Nintendo Switch, so you can truly transport yourself back in time to that Christmas when you spent all day playing Super Mario Bros. 3. Normally the 8BitDo N30 sells for $29.99, but you can click here to save 26 percent and get one for $21.99.
Get a box of awesome gaming collectibles delivered right to your door every month with Loot Gaming. Loot Gaming has got you covered whether you're a hardcore gamer, a casual fan, or a whatever's in between. You'll get four to six righteous collectibles and gear for both classic and modern games every month. A three-month subscription normally goes for $98.85, but you can click here right now to save 33 percent and get one for only $65.90.
Utomik grants you access to over 900 PC games from top developers that you can start playing instantly. Seriously, you don't even have to go run errands or waste your time reading a book while you wait for the game to install. Simply make your selection, and Utomik installs a small portion of the game so you can start playing while the rest downloads in the background. Best of all, new titles are being added every month, so you never have to interact with human beings ever again. Normally a three-year personal plan with Utomik costs $359.64, but you can click here to save 86 percent and get one for just $49.99.
If you expect to hear all the silk-footed killers sneaking up on you in Fortnite and PUBG over the cacophonous wail of insults being hurled at you over voice chat, then you need a powerful headset with total immersion. The Logitech G933 Artemis Spectrum is one of the best headsets you can buy, according to PC Mag. It boasts 12 hours of wireless use and Dolby Surround, plus it's compatible with PC, consoles, and any TV with a USB or RCA connection. Normally this radical headset would set you back $199.99, but you can click here right now to save 46 percent and get a pair for only $107.99.
Styled to look like the secret laboratory clone of your favorite handheld console from decades ago, the GameBud comes pre-loaded with 400 classic 8-bit games. Enjoy up to three hours on the go, or connect the GameBud to your TV with the included AV cable for a night of retro nostalgia and limitless gameplay. Normally the GameBud sells for $74.99, but you can click here right now to save 53 percent and get one for $34.99.
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