A NOTE FROM EDITOR IN CHIEF JACK O'BRIEN: Cody Johnston is the newest addition to the roster of Cracked columnists. The first thing you need to come to terms with is that Cody is ... different. Not the euphemistic "different" a father might use when consoling an ugly child. More like the euphemistic "different" psychiatric professionals use to describe the patient whose roommates keep swallowing their tongues. As such, his schedule will be different. He's going to post
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.