I went to visit Crackedâs Head Editor Jack OâBrien last week to see about getting a plane ticket to the eventâ¦ âLet me ask you something, Jack Rabbit-â I began âDonât call me thatâ he interrupted. âWhat if I was to tell you that Iâm planning an article so controversial, so inspirational, so
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Plenty of everyday things have weird connections to the Nazis.
Sometimes the silliest goofballs get away with the vilest things.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.