If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)

I always got the feeling that Wonder Woman was insecure about being the only girl in the Justice League. Looking back on her comic adventures, she seemed to be overcompensating. She would deflect bullets with headbutts and kicks, she let herself get tied up just so she could kill people with her hands behind her back, and she did 80 percent of everything from the back of a pterodactyl. She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures. As a special feature, there will be rare panels that have been left untouched! Look for the "Classic, Untouched Wonder Woman Line" seal to know that what you're reading is printed the way Wonder Woman intended.
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