I need that map! Stormtroopers, blow his ship up without checking if the
map's on it first! Then kill these villagers, any of whom he may have
given the map to! And, finally, burn the entire village, including the
literal haystacks that could easily be storing the needle-sized map!
The STORMTROOPERS comply except for one, JOHN BOYEGA, who mostly stands around attracting WAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION.
MOISTURE FARM FALLEN STAR DESTROYER - TATOOINE JAKKU
Meanwhile, BB-8 travels randomly around the planet surface with an apparently useless bent antenna, eventually running into ...
Nice to meet you, droid carrying sensitive data who's been captured by
scavengers! I am Daisy Ridley, a plucky teenager with a mysterious family
history who dreams of a bigger destiny in the galaxy. Wow, the safeness of
this screenplay almost makes you appreciate the prequels, huh?
Who am I? Well, luckily for you, I'm a person who speaks Beeping Droid! But
even more luckily, I'm a kind-hearted girl who actually cares about the
well-being of a droid, despite them being established as non-sentient slave
labor! But, even more luckily, I'm a fantastic mechanic, pilot, melee fighter,
and Force-sensitive future Jedi! And I'm probably related to one of the
handful of characters from the original trilogy!
And you just ran into me at random! In a galaxy containing over 100,000 planets
and at least 100 quadrillion living beings!
Yes, really! Also the Millennium Falcon is on this very planet just down the
road, with the keys in the ignition and the door unlocked!
Look, just go with it and hope the next one's better.
"BB, I think this is the beginning of a coincidence-laden friendship."