If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

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Later that afternoon, behind the YMCA across town ...

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Three bars, one cockfight and two pawn shops later ...

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8 P.M.: Community Swimming Pool.

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11PM: Rural Route 6.

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12AM: The Royal Palace Gates.

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6AM: The Sewers Beneath the Old Paper Mill.

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9AM: The Church of Our Lady Of Infinite Sorrows

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