If Aquaman Comics Knew How Much Aquaman Sucks

Every time Superman pushes a meteor out of a collision course to Earth, Aquaman is somewhere else, pushing a fish to go too far on a first date. And he's the only superhero with the ability to speak to fish, so it can't even talk to anyone about it. Fish scream when you fart in the water, and only Aquaman can hear them. It's like music to him. I just remembered something: Aquaman sucks. These are his adventures.

To turn on reply notifications, click here

186 Comments

Load Comments

More Blogs

5 Random People Who Stumbled Across Huge, Terrifying Secrets

Whose job is it to solve crimes?

65

5 Movie Heroes Who'd Actually Just Wind Up In Jail

The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.

72

5 Baffling Reasons Beloved TV Shows Were Canceled

Sometimes shows get canceled for really weird reasons.

111

5 Cynical Reasons Everyday Foods Became Popular

A whole bunch of shenanigans and tragedies have shaped what's popular.

133

5 Ridiculous Ways Famous Fugitives Hid In Plain Sight

The most unrealistic thing about fictional villains is that they don't get arrested until the plot calls for it.

51

The 16 Worst Band T-Shirts (Are All From Kid Rock's Store)

There is much to show you.

166