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Valentine's Day is just five days away. Five days, people! Code Red! You don't want to be that person who has to pull flowers out of the ground at a park to make a nice impression for that extra special someone, right? We're giving you the time to plan ahead. But how do you take advantage of that time?
Florists.com has a couple of nice little deals going for the holiday. You can get your Valentine's Day shopping done without having to worry about March's rent money. Florists.com is one of the biggest flower delivery companies in the world, and eliminates all the hassle of shopping and delivering flowers on the busiest flower day of the year.
Choose from a variety of flowers, plants, fruit bouquets, and gift baskets, and Florists.com will artfully arrange and deliver them directly to your person of choice, along with a romantic little message. (Or if they're for you parents, hopefully something slightly less romantic.) Same-day delivery is available in many areas, but please don't wait that long. Right now, Florists.com has a couple of vouchers available. You can get a $30 voucher for $15, or a $40 voucher for $20 today. That's like saving half off your order, and you haven't even gone to the site yet!
Prices are subject to change.
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