all this money? Probably stuffed into a huge mattress in the White House somewhere (my guess is the Lincoln Bedroom).
Where does money like that come from, anyway? Where does money come from at all? Beats me. Iâve been working in Hollywood for months now, and I still havenât figured that
one out. Actually, a Producer at a party showed me one place where money comes from once, but I donât think Iâd want to do that again. I had to shower so much afterwards I think I spent as much on water as I made!
Hopefully Iâll find some money soon, or I may just have to give that guy a call. Iâd prefer not to though; Iâd rather bail out.
âBail out!â Thatâs funny, that Iâd mention that when thatâs not even what I was talking about. Yeah, so hopefully Iâll be able to bail out of that thing, or have someone bail me out.
I love you both very, very much. I just thought Iâd mention that.
By the way, happy birthday Dad! I know it was last month sometime. Sorry I didnât call you; my phoneâs been on the fritz ever since I had to give it back to the phone company.
I was just reading this really interesting article about birthdays. It seems in some parts of the world, people actually
gifts on their birthdays, instead of receiving them. Isnât it fun to learn about other cultures?
Anyway, another year older, another year closer to death, as they say. But I know that you wonât be bothered by that, especially because youâve had such a fulfilling life, and such a close, giving relationship with your wife and children. Of course, it never hurts to play it safe! You wouldnât want to go out feeling like you hadnât provided for your family.