We tend to take sleep for granted. We think we can accomplish more by staying up late, and then we wonder why we're so exhausted and unfocused the next day during prime work hours. If you can just hold onto those tweets until the morning and use those extra hours to get some shuteye, you'll be less prone to simple mistakes, like forgetting Paul Ryan's name or sexually assaulting 20 women.
Start Your Mornings With A Good, Nutritious Breakfast
A healthy protein-packed breakfast is a marvelous way to start your morning. Studies show cognitive function is likely to improve when you've got a belly full of food early in the morning.
You, on the other hand, skip breakfast and instead (NSFW Playboy.com link incoming) do your hair for an hour and then watch cable news in the dining room you're not eating in. If you had just a little something to munch on in the morning maybe you would have enough energy to focus on those all-important intelligence briefings you have no patience for unless they're delivered in the style of the guys who read the fine print really fast in a radio commercial.
Set Aside Time To Indulge In Your Distractions
As president, you're on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You don't want your distractions to cut into your important working hours. That's why it's important that you set aside time exclusively for distractions. That's probably why you go to Mar-a-Lago. There you can relax and unwind. It's your own personal paradise where you can escape the stresses of the job and some come back on Monday with your head clear and your focus regained.
Problem is, you've spent about 20 percent of your presidency so far at Mar-a-Lago and you're still a fuck up. So what's your excuse?
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