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Awesome Video Of The Day Star Trek Orgasms Guilty confession: I've never really watched Star Trek before. I vaguely remember seeing this one episode with all these weird glowing rocks in a cave that paralyzed a few dudes for some reason (I think it was Kirk and Spock), but for the most part I have no reference point. Don't get me wrong - I'm sure it's a great show and everything. I just never really watched it. Consequently, I have no idea if this video clip is dirty. I mean, sure, it SEEMS kind of dirty I guess, but this could just be what
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Star Trek was like most of the time and I'd have no idea - I never watched the show before, remember? Were simulated orgasms a major part of the show? Is that why Star Trek was so popular? If I were making a sci-fi show and I wanted it to be popular, I'd try to throw in as many simulated orgasms as possible. Seems like a recipe for success if I've ever heard one. I'd also guarantee one decapitation, six fart jokes and tons of animals dressed up like people in every episode. Oh - and I'd bring back that
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