'I've literally got nothing left to write about. I've written about being a youth, and I've written about being a rock star, and I've written about living life in the big city.'Wow. What a crushing blow. An Oasis album without lyrics. That's like having diarrhea without vomiting. Like being anally raped without getting fisted first. Like someone running over your dog without setting your cat on fire. It's a tough pill to swallow, but let's be reasonable people. Noel's written about being young, being a rock star, and living in the city. I mean, what else is there? Can you name one song in rock history ---JUST ONE--- that ISN'T about those things? Oh, you can? Lots? Well, sure YOU can, but what if you were a stoned, mildly retarded, douchebag from Manchester? What about then? Yeah, I didn't think so. Still, always the humanitarian, I thought I'd give Noel some ideas for new songs:
Our bodies are changing.
Many of today's celebrities have some real surprises in their family trees.
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
Fictional love triangles are always a rigged game.