If Hollywood Remade 'The Gobots'

lesgobotsWell it was only a matter of time I suppose. With the first Transformers movie succeeding despite its substantial terribleness, and the inevitable success of the sequel and it's even more inevitable
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terribleness set to hit theaters this week, two facts have become obvious to the beady eyes of the Hollywood Producer: 1) Giant robots are awesome 2) People are stupid. And what better way to capitalize on those two key facts than by making a giant robot movie guaranteed to be worse than the Transformers: a resuscitation of the Gobots franchise - the original Transformers knock off? Well it's happened, and thanks to the help of a naïve young production assistant who thinks I'm going to put in a good word for him with Tom Hanks (I'm not even going to
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mention him the next time I see Tom) I've managed to obtain a few select pages from the Gobot movie script. It's pretty thrilling stuff, but I should caution any Gofans out there that Gospoilers lie within. Gotread carefully. __

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Note: We think we've talked Segway up to $300 for the product placement. We could use it. __

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