I do a lot of talking in this, so I'll keep this short. I love the Cracked bloggers. I'll miss working with them. I have tremendous respect for Jack O'Brien and David Wong, and I'd be sad never to work with them again. I didn't get canceled.Â I just need to devote some time to the screenplay writing side of my career. Swaim is not replacing me, but you should watch SWAIM. I know I will. Swaim is talented. DOB's abs are middling at best, but I love him like the little brother I never had. He is talented. Ross Wolinsky is not the Zodiac killer. Bucholz is Canadian and very funny. I'd like to speak to him some day. Shout outs: Leandra, Zach, Shannon, Trista, Karo, Emily, Fiendish, Tartra, Astrid, Aimee, all of Australia, and everyone else who ever became my Facebook friend, dugg the show, and isn't a jack ass. Special thanks to Matt Tobey for being an early sounding board and Ian Cooper for some super photoshopping.
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.