I do a lot of talking in this, so I'll keep this short. I love the Cracked bloggers. I'll miss working with them. I have tremendous respect for Jack O'Brien and David Wong, and I'd be sad never to work with them again. I didn't get canceled.Â I just need to devote some time to the screenplay writing side of my career. Swaim is not replacing me, but you should watch SWAIM. I know I will. Swaim is talented. DOB's abs are middling at best, but I love him like the little brother I never had. He is talented. Ross Wolinsky is not the Zodiac killer. Bucholz is Canadian and very funny. I'd like to speak to him some day. Shout outs: Leandra, Zach, Shannon, Trista, Karo, Emily, Fiendish, Tartra, Astrid, Aimee, all of Australia, and everyone else who ever became my Facebook friend, dugg the show, and isn't a jack ass. Special thanks to Matt Tobey for being an early sounding board and Ian Cooper for some super photoshopping.
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