Vacuuming holds the top spot in the Lousy Chore Power Rankings, and robots are awesome, so why not go for the win-win and get a certified refurbished iRobot Roomba 805 Robotic Vacuum? You can program up to seven cleanings per week, and with its smart navigation technology, you can breathe easy knowing your Roomba will never crash into a table and knock your Warhammer models over. It also automatically adjusts to any floor type, so it can switch between carpeting, tile, hardwood, and lava (just kidding, it can't vacuum lava ... yet) on its own without you ever having to leave the couch. Normally the iRobot Roomba 805 sells for $449.99, but right now you can take 45 percent off and get one for just $246.99.
The one drawback to owning a bunch of righteous Apple devices is that each one needs its own charger and a space on the power strip. With the M2 Cube USB-C Expansion, you can turn your MacBook charger into a power-delivering octopus, able to charge up to four devices at once and reduce the number of chargers you need to carry with you. Normally the M2 Cube sells for $44, but you can take 25 percent off that price and get one for $32.99.
If you're having trouble sleeping because it feels like your pillow was stuffed with a sack of old doorknobs, first check your pillow for doorknobs, and then look into Comfort in a Bag Bamboo Pillows. They're memory foam pillows with bamboo cover cases that are designed to never go flat, plus they're hypoallergenic, so you'll get great support as well as being able to breathe (we hear this is important for both sleep and general living). Normally the Comfort in a Bag Bamboo Pillows sell for $199.95, but right now you can take 80 percent off and get a two-pack for only $39.99.