Grossly Offensive Unaired Super Bowl Ads (Just TRY To Not Click That Title)

While Ross and I only included one Salesgenie.com commercial in our rundown of the lamest Super Bowl ads, I think it's fair to say that all three ads the company produced could have by rights made the cut. They were stupid, borderline racist, and apparently entirely intentional. Turns out the company's strategy was to make the worst commercials possible, thereby GUARANTEEING that every lame Internet blogger would highlight them in the coming weeks (as I'm doing now. Congratulations Sales Genie, you're geniuses). But that's not the whole story. Shockingly, the ads that aired were actually watered down versions of CEO Vinod Gupta's original scripts. Those preliminary scripts were recorded, and although they were ultimately deemed too offensive to run, my vast network of resources has located the lost commercials, presented for your displeasure now:

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When not blogging for Cracked, Michael makes intentionally offensive videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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