Hi, friend! I'm Alex Schmidt, here with a 30-second rundown of this month's The Cracked Stand-Up Show.
It's happening this Thursday at 9:00 P.M. at the NerdMelt Showroom (home of The Nerdist Podcast, Harmontown, The Meltdown With Jonah And Kumail, and more awesome stuff). And you can get a ticket here! Yes, you!
Anyway, I promised you a 30-second guide. So with the clock running down, here's proof that this is an unmissable lineup of comedians. We've got:
That's right, Cracked's own Tom Reimann! Writer, editor, comedian, part-time puppeteer, and maker of sweet-ass Cracked videos like this one:
The host of Not Safe With Nikki Glaser! The comedian whose hour-long Comedy Central special was literally perfect! Third thing!
She's incredible at everything from stand-up, to experimental short films, to mind-blowing characters you've seen on Netflix:
He writes for James Corden, he's opened for John Oliver, his album is crazy good, and here he is crushing on Conan:
HOLY COW, RIGHT? What a good show that you should come to. Get tickets here. And I know I ran out of seconds on that 30-second clock last time I did one of these promo thingies, but this time? THIS TIME? Boy oh boy, lemme tell ya, I'm gonna finish with a-
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