You can do your part in assisting national surveillance efforts with this cute little camera drone. This quadcopter can be launched from your hand, with enough rechargeable battery life for a 30-minute spying session, which is just enough time to narc on all of your friends and family. It records video onto an included micro SD card -- Uncle Sam's favorite, most discreet digital storage format. Do your patriotic duty for just $24.99.
Man Card Bottle Opener Two-Pack
Man cards aren't just abstract social currency you accumulate by firing guns, interrupting people, and, of course, respecting women. They're also these credit-card-sized stamped steel plates that open bottles, keep your wallet sturdy, and open you up to all sorts of potential MacGyvering. And you get two in a pack, so you can theatrically grant them to the man (OR woman) of your choice. Oooh-rah! Get 'em for $19.99.
Layze Phone Holder