Man cards aren't just abstract social currency you accumulate by firing guns, interrupting people, and, of course, respecting women. They're also these credit-card-sized stamped steel plates that open bottles, keep your wallet sturdy, and open you up to all sorts of potential MacGyvering. And you get two in a pack, so you can theatrically grant them to the man (OR woman) of your choice. Oooh-rah! Get 'em for $19.99.
Layze Phone Holder
Have you ever been watching TV, one hand stuffed in a bowl of popcorn, the other hand stuffed down your pants, and thought to yourself, "Man, I sure wish I could see my phone without shifting my position"? Well fear not, because the god of laziness has answered your prayers. This malleable smartphone holder lets you watch things on your tiny screen, take steadier pictures, or eliminate the wrist fatigue from extended FaceTime sessions. Pick one up for $19.99.
Beer Chilling Stick Two-Pack
Beer that isn't cold is like summers that aren't warm or soft pretzels without cheese sauce. This stainless steel freezer wand will keep your beer cool on a hot day while you munch on a cheese-saturated piece of salted dough. Best of all, it means you no longer have to lug a cooler up the stadium steps every time you catch a ballgame. Grab two of these chilling sticks for $18.99.
Ultimate Fidgeters Bundle