Bender knows how to treat himself right. Follow his example and hang up this picture to remind yourself that anyone who gets in the way of your happiness should bite your shiny metal behind.
Self-care is about balance. Good and evil. Yin and Yang. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Going to the gym and then eating vanilla wafers until your family begs you to please just come back home. Wear this T-shirt, and remember that even a gung-ho American like G.I. Joe benefited from seeing both sides of an issue. And you can, too.
I guess I could take a breather.
The important thing is that you treat yo' self. Luckily for you, we've compiled the very best feel-good items from the Cracked Store. So snuggle up and enjoy, because the pampering has only just begun.