Bender knows how to treat himself right. Follow his example and hang up this picture to remind yourself that anyone who gets in the way of your happiness should bite your shiny metal behind.
Self-care is about balance. Good and evil. Yin and Yang. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Going to the gym and then eating vanilla wafers until your family begs you to please just come back home. Wear this T-shirt, and remember that even a gung-ho American like G.I. Joe benefited from seeing both sides of an issue. And you can, too.
I guess I could take a breather.
The important thing is that you treat yo' self. Luckily for you, we've compiled the very best feel-good items from the Cracked Store. So snuggle up and enjoy, because the pampering has only just begun.
The best thing to do if you're overwhelmed is to find a change of scenery. Book a getaway. It doesn't matter where. Just book it, pack your stuff into the 1Voice Weekender Garment Bag, and go. Don't worry about what you need to bring or what it will carry. Your blue whale memorabilia and every Pokemon card that you collected in 1999 are fine. Trust us, this bag has so much excess space, you'd think it was designed by Acme.