Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and Not The Responsibilities of Parenthood

Britney Spears has lost custody of her two accidents children. Which isn't too big a deal, because she's already physically lost the children themselves. Several times. (See what I did there? I mocked Britney's parenting prowess and implied that she's as good a caretaker for her offspring as for her undergarments. That's called COMEDY GENIUS, ladies and germs.)

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