Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and Not The Responsibilities of Parenthood
-
Lex Friedman
·
- October 01, 2007
Britney Spears has lost custody of her two accidents children. Which isn't too big a deal, because she's already physically lost the children themselves. Several times. (See what I did there? I mocked Britney's parenting prowess and implied that she's as good a caretaker for her offspring as for her undergarments. That's called COMEDY GENIUS, ladies and germs.)
Recommended For Your Pleasure
More Blogs
15 Things Socially Awkward People Need To Know
Don't sweat the small stuff.
179
- By David Wong
- /
- January 19, 2020
5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
85
- By Alex Hanton
- /
- January 17, 2020
5 Weirdly Specific Movie Tropes That Are Suddenly Everywhere
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
115
- By Jordan Breeding
- /
- January 12, 2020
4 Dark Alternate Theories About Famous Hollywood Deaths
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
50
- By Andrew McRae
- /
- January 15, 2020
4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
123
- By Ryan Menezes
- /
- January 16, 2020
5 Modern Traditions That Are Stupid BS
It's weird how many traditions we've come up with in recent years kinda suck.
332
- By Lydia Bugg
- /
- January 14, 2020
2 Comments