Britney Spears has lost custody of her two
accidents children. Which isn't too big a deal, because she's already physically lost the children themselves. Several times. (See what I did there? I mocked Britney's parenting prowess and implied that she's as good a caretaker for her offspring as for her undergarments. That's called COMEDY GENIUS, ladies and germs.)
Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.
Fictional love triangles are always a rigged game.
Many of today's celebrities have some real surprises in their family trees.