Girl, You're A Lady, Man! (Female Puberty Taught By David Bowie)

Somehow the 1950's got a hold of 1970's David Bowie and forced him to make this sex ed video for ladies. here be lyrics... He was a cool, jive creepo with cyanide toes He was poor and she was green in her marmalade cloak They're just rainy old stars against the interstellar mob They're fleeing back to their cosmic galactician homes He was a spaceman, and we were dancing We were dancing, while we were all spacemen Girl, you're a lady, man! It's female puberty taught by David Bowie Oh, they're just having a toss with a uranium cross They're alien freaks with stardustian moms Yes, the diamond dust cracks and the planetoid's back with a sinister map of the world and subterranean girls He was a spaceman, and we were dancing We were all dancing, cause he was a spaceman Girl, you're a lady, man! It's female puberty taught by David Bowie! He was a spaceman and we were dancing We were dancing as if we were spacemen Yes, we were spacemen and we were dancing We were all dancing cause he was a spaceman It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!
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