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There's nothing sweeter than a spoonful of nostalgia syrup, and we're about to give you a big ol' globful with the RetroMini. The RetroMini comes pre-loaded with 900 awesome retro games, and can fit right in your pocket. The design will probably be familiar to anyone who ever rode a school bus or went on a family car trip in the '90s. In fact, it actually improves upon the Game Boy Color's classic look by adding in two extra buttons and support for TF/micro SD cards of up to 32 GB, in case 900 games isn't quite enough for you.
Here's another way the RetroMini improves upon many classic games: It lets you save your game and pick up where you left off in all 900 titles. So you don't have to worry about starting over when mom (or the significant other, or the warden) rings the bell for dinner. You'll have five hours of play time on a full charge, and when you run out of juice, just plug the included USB cable in to keep your blazing speed run going. You can get the RetroMini in either black or frosted white, depending on your personal preference and/or the level of camouflage you may require to keep it hidden at work.
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