This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.
We can't force you to do the dishes that have been in the sink for three weeks, or to pick your socks up off the coffee table. But we can offer you great deals on the kinds of home goods that all adults should have. So that's what we're doing. We're out of carrots and sticks. This is all we can offer you now.
MSRP: $299.99. Sale Price: $99.99 (66% off).
If you've ever watched any YouTube cooking video, then you know that cast iron is superior to just about any other cookware. This cast iron set resists stickiness and absorbs all those delicious flavors, like cheese and ramen noodles, meaning everything will taste better the more you use it.
MSRP: $39.99. Sale Price: $32.99 (17% off).
Do yourself a favor and stop drinking out of red cups. These cool wine glasses have an ocean wave design that looks sophisticated and also helps naturally aerate wine, which we're told makes it taste better.
MSRP: $89.99. Sale Price: $79.99 (11% off).
Nothing says class (or hipster) like a vinyl record player! Your friends may use Spotify, but you'll meet all the cute people at record stores. Think of the romance!
MSRP: $24.99. Sale Price: $19.99 (20% off).
It's in the name. This speaker sounds amazing. You may not have $150 lying around to splurge on a JBL boombox, but this Bluetooth speaker is just as good. And look, it goes on your bike!
MSRP: $120. Sale Price: $39.99 (66% off).
When was the last time you got a new comforter? 2006? 2005? Oh god, don't say 2004. Change it up with this comfy set made of a hypoallergenic alternative material to down that will be nice on the sinuses (and pocketbook).
MSRP: $140. Sale Price: $44.99 (67% off).
Same thing as previous, but bigger and in different colors. We got options, people!
MSRP: $84.99. Sale Price: $59.99 (29% off).
Meat stick! Meat stick! Meat stick! Imagine how good it will feel to chant "meat stick" every time you cook meat. That's why you should get this meat thermometer set. And, well, you know, to make sure your meat is fully cooked and isn't going to give you diseases.
MSRP: $149.99. Sale Price: $127 (15% off).
This super cool air fryer doesn't use a ton of oil, meaning the french fries, pizza, chicken, and Oreos you fry will be just a little bit healthier. Now if only you could fry a salad ...
MSRP: $130.99. Sale Price: $69.99 (46% off).
Despite the name, you don't actually have to be a student to get this desk, and you don't actually have to keep it in your bedroom. You could be a teacher and keep it in your foyer, or you could be a dentist and keep it in your sex dungeon. The choice is yours! It's just a good desk at a good price, and everybody should have a decent desk in their home.
Prices are subject to change.
But hey, don't stop there. The House Of Your Dreams Is Just 10 Incredible Items Away.