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If your computer uses a USB-C charger, then you're probably getting frustrated with all of the special accessory and charger deals that you don't have access to. "Where are my deals?" you might cry. "When will I receive a special gift from the discount gods?" Congratulations. Today is that day. Let this bounty of dope USB-C accessories rain upon you, and rejoice, for it is good.
If you're looking for a charging pack that'll pack a punch like a strike from Zeus himself, then you've found it. This 27,000 mAh / 100 w battery has enough juice to charge anything you own from zero to 100 percent without a recharge. Plus, the two integrated USB-C ports mean you can charge multiple devices at once. Standard quick-charge power will keep you from waiting for your device to charge for long, and a mere one-hour recharge time means you can have this thing ready to go in the length of time it takes to pick which episode of Mad Men to watch. Best of all, it is also airline safe.
Forget the $258 retail price. You can slam this sleek bad boy in your pocket for a paltry $179. So what's wrong with you? Why haven't you bought the AlsterPlus yet?
The new MacBook Pro is as dope as they come. But of course, the curse of Apple's hubris means it lacks the ports that you have come to expect from a top-of-the-line laptop. That's where this hub comes in. In addition to two USB-C ports, it also contains two USB-A, an SD, a MicroSD, an extra Thunderbolt 3, 40 GBps power deliver, and a 5k video out. And it's fully compatible with 2016, 2017, and 2018 MacBook Pro models. Normally $159.95, we can sell it to you in the Cracked store for just $39.99.
There's nothing more irritating than busting your cable. Two seconds later, you're scrounging under your desk looking for a replacement, in denial of the fact that you'll never find one. Well, those days are behind you with the ANCHOR Cable Stainless Steel Magnetic Cross Device Cable, which is made with a durable copper interior and wrapped in a high-quality stainless steel casing. The Cracked Store offers this to you for 38 percent off its retail price. That means your phone can look forward to a reliably charged future for just $17.95.
If you're not connecting your phone to your massive flat-screen TV, then you're not fully utilizing its technological capabilities. That's where this USB-C to HDMI cable comes in. It is a generous six feet of anti-slip cable in premium alloy casing, meaning you can plug in anywhere, whenever you want, and be sure the whole experience will go smoothly. In short, you'll never have to watch Netflix on your phone at your grandma's again, and isn't that something we can all get behind? Plus, the Cracked Store scored you a sweet 5 percent discount, giving you all six feet for just $16.99.
Bringing your phone charger with you to work is so early 2000s. In 2019, any functioning creature with brain cells leaves one charger at work and another at home, so they're never more than a long reach away from keeping a battery at 100 percent. The Onia P5 Wall Charger delivers complete fast-charging capabilities, and can be bought in the Cracked Store for 23 percent off the normal price -- that's just $44.99.
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