Get Into The Cryptocurrency Craze With This Steep Discount

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If you had the foresight to invest in Bitcoin early, then you're probably reading this article while lying in a bathtub full of money while your personal robot pours you another perfect mimosa. If you're one of the many who didn't and have been watching slack-jawed as Bitcoin's exchange value has soared over $5,000, don't think you've missed the submarine to Cash-lantis just yet.

Ethereum is a cryptocurrency on the rise which supports the development of smart contracts with the Solidity language. This allows software to run with almost no risk of downtime, fraud, or censorship. These types of distributed applications can share and validate data across its entire network, keeping everything accessible if any servers fail. Not to mention it eliminates the middleman from most transactions, because ugh, middlemen? Gross.

If you're looking to harness the mania around cryptocurrency by launching an ICO (Initial Coin Offering), the Complete Ethereum Blockchain Mastery Bundle will guide you through the process with the sage wisdom of an old blind monk. These four courses will introduce you to the fundamentals of blockchain technology and even teach you how to build your own decentralized apps. You'll also learn the basics of Web3 and the Solidity development environment by creating a blockchain-backed CV before putting your skills to the test with a distributed cryptocurrency exchange project.

Usually $610, you can pick up the Complete Ethereum Blockchain Mastery Bundle for just $29. Cracked readers can take a whopping 50 percent off this bundle by using the coupon code BUNDLE50 at checkout.

You may not be a Billionaire Playboy yet, Little Dreamer. But hang in there, you will be someday. I Want to Believe.

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