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You might not realize it yet, but inside all of us is a railroad baron yearning to crisscross the earth with the parallel rails of progress. And guess what? You can live out that very specific fantasy with Trainz: A New Era. It's the latest installment in the top-selling train simulation series, and it's the closest you can get to hijacking a bunch of trains without ending up in prison.
Trainz: A New Era lets you do every damn thing you could possibly imagine in a train simulator. You can build incredible sprawling routes across the world, or you can ride the rails of real historic and modern routes with multiple train models. You can even team up with other players to construct and operate working rail lines, creating the most awe-inspiring transportation conglomerate since before highways were a thing.
Plus, you can access the Download Station for over 250,000 items created by the Trainz community. You can also share your own created routes if you feel like inflicting your robber baron prowess on the rest of the world.
The Platinum Edition bundle includes the standard Trainz game, plus 16 additional routes, three train sets, and a bevy of new content included in the Deluxe and Platinum editions of the game. Normally the bundle would cost you $327, but you can save 93 percent by clicking here to get your copy from the Cracked store for just $19.99.
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