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Awesome Conspiracy #4: Stephen King Killed John Lennon
Nuts And Bolts:
This one is sort of complicated. "Uncovered" by a man named Steve Lightfoot, the basic premise is that John Lennon was politically assassinated by Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and horror novelist Stephen King. Lightfoot alleges that
Mark David Chapman
was used as a patsy because he is a Stephen King look-alike.
Evidence: "Government codes"
found in news headlines in Time, Newsweek and U.S. News & World Report around the time of Lennon's death. Supposedly there are other clues to be found in King's writing
, too, like that one time he wrote a book where somebody got murdered.
Very low. It's almost like this guy put a bunch of names into a hat. Next up: Elvis was murdered by Jackie Kennedy, Mikhail Baryshnikov and a car mechanic from Astoria, Queens.
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