Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon have shown us that whenever there's a ridiculous war in the future, a brave hero from Earth's present travels there to win it. I thought that I could apply this scientific process to help win a ridiculous war raging today: the War on Christmas. So I pulled Frosty the Snowman from the past and put him on the front lines. His brave adventures begin immediately after double Hitler, a terrifying side effect of my time violations. Hitler Hitler:

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas


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