According to science, if the Moon was just 20 times closer to Earth, its gravitational force would be 400 times stronger than it is now. Now multiply that by at least 100 because that's how frigging close the Moon got to us at the end of Despicable Me.

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At "just" 400 times its regular gravitational strength, the Moon would cause global flooding that would put most major cities underwater, potentially killing hundreds of millions of people. Most of the eastern and western U.S. coastline? Gone. Japan? Under water. Half of Europe? Learning how to say "You Americans are so arrogant" in fish.

It would be an almost extinction-level cataclysm, because what most movies about moving the freaking Moon don't realize is that our satellite is like that one overzealous Twitter follower some of us have. Good to have around to illuminate the night sky/favorite our lame jokes, but if you let either get too close, they WILL murder you.

Look at how close everyone is standing to that thing. Superman will survive the blast because he could literally stick his dick into the Sun and be OK, but the people around him are going to get radiation sickness and die painfully in a matter of days. Incidentally, the place they're standing is Sinnott Air Base which is located within blood-vomiting distance of Metropolis, judging by the city skyline seen from the base:

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And that's why the animated Metropolis is fucked more than the Sun that night Superman got a little drunk and felt lonely. A nuclear explosion so close to the city would first send out a massive EMP towards Metropolis, messing up hospital equipment, heavy machinery, meat rotisseries, etc. It would result in utter chaos, death, and destruction, and that's just by me because I didn't get my daily kebab. Next, the city would be showered in nuclear fallout, which would irradiate the entire population, and, no, it wouldn't give all of them superpowers because in this series, people die and STAY dead.

And yet, nobody seems to care. Metropolis getting turned into New Vegas in the wake of a nuclear terrorist attack was just kind of ignored, because apparently one of Superman's less-explored powers is super apathy.

The thing I loved most about Gargoyles is that it had actual consequences. Like, when a bunch of gargoyles got smashed to bits in 10th-century Scotland while in their stone form? They remained driveway gravel for the entire show -- it was never retconned or forgotten. When shit went down on Gargoyles, the characters always had to scrub feces off the wall in later episodes. Which is why it's so weird that they never addressed the consequences of the four-part episode "City Of Stone."

This particular story arc focused on the female, misanthropic gargoyle Demona (basically the show's Smurfette if Smurfette was evil. And not useless. And bizarrely attractive.)

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In "City Of Stone," Demona broadcasts a reverse-gargoyle spell over TV airways, turning New Yorkers into stone by night and back to normal during the day. Immediately after, the episode shows a helicopter fall out of the sky after its pilot got rock hard by seeing and hearing Demona (been there, buddy). The show also shows like three car crashes resulting from the spell but, no, that is VASTLY underplaying the severity of the situation.

Let's look at some numbers. In May 2017, there were about 20,000 motor vehicle collisions in New York City that resulted in roughly 5,300 fatalities and injuries. And that's just with everyone mostly paying attention to the road. If all 8.5 million people in NYC got literally stoned at sunset, the number of fatal car crashes would be in the tens, maybe hundreds, of thousands.

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We know from earlier episodes that a smashed living-statue effectively dies and remains a pile of pebbles forever. So at the end of "City Of Stone," NYC could most likely salvage enough gravel from drowned school buses and crashed subway trains to pave every driveway in the city with the pulverized remains of its citizens. And as for what would happen to New York state's nuclear power plants left unattended for the entire night, see the previous Superman entry.

At one point, The Lorax almost featured a number called "Biggering" about the Once-ler not caring about all the animals he's killing:

And the money's multiplying
And the PR people are lying
And the lawyers are denying
Who cares if some things are dying?
I don't want to hear your crying!

In the final version, the song was replaced by "How Bad Can I Be?" and the lyric "Who cares if a few trees are dying?" but it's obviously just a cover-up of the Great Truffula Forest Critter Genociding. So, most of these adorable little guys?

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They are all suuuuuper dead, probably from hunger, most definitely lying face-down in a pool of industrial run-off somewhere.

Now, on Kidz World (spelled with wicked flames at the end), the whole situation results in a few car crashes but ... the show does establish that adults are missing ALL OVER THE PLANET, from the U.S. to France and Taiwan. That really should have way deadlier consequences than three or four fender-benders.

Most of the world's drivers are over 18, and if they just vanished, then Earth would turn into one giant demolition derby. There would be car crashes literally anywhere that isn't a high school parking lot, with children in backseats dying by the millions from things like whiplash and fires and vehicles plunging into rivers/oceans. Many more would perish in pilot-less planes falling out of the sky.

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There are more horror scenarios to consider here, though. Infants in pools? Drowned. Small children undergoing surgery? All bled to death. Sleeping kids being held by their parents? Dead from severe trauma to the head after they came crashing down onto the floor. I honestly cannot think of a single way that the scenario described in "Misplaced" wouldn't result in fun-sized-casket manufacturers becoming the richest people on Earth.

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And at the end of "Misplaced," is any of this addressed? Nope, because the whole scenario just wasn't thought through. I'm all for "dark" storylines, but when I started to consider how many children must have died in this episode, I had to go and hug my sleeping toddler to get through writing this entry. He did NOT appreciate being disturbed like that, and neither did I. Seriously, Young Justice, think your fucking plot points through.

Cezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist, interviewer, and editor. Contact him at c.j.strusiewicz@gmail.com or follow him on Twitter.

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