If you’re lucky, you have no idea who “Balloon Boy” is.  If you’re anyone else, you know that Balloon Boy is the boy that wasn’t in the balloon, because his parents were just trying to get enough media coverage to finagle a reality TV show out of a network, like that wretched Octomom woman. All I have to say is, the more the internet and media latch onto Balloon Boy, the more likely it is his parents will get that TV show they’ve been lobbying for, and they do not deserve that TV show, even if it's filmed during their inevitable time in prison. So, please, let’s just get these jokes out of the way, move on, and forget this horrid “Balloon Boy” thing ever happened. The Viral Video Mashup Any time the internet grabs a hold of something, it always feels compelled to put that thing beside all of the other things it has grabbed a hold of over the years. Seriously, YouTube should make a video called “Christian Bale Freaks Out While Grape Lady Rick Rolls The Keyboard Cat, One Cup,” and every time some new meme pops up, just tack it onto the end. Time should not be wasted on actually making these viral video mashups, so let’s just agree that maybe we don’t need to see something called “Balloon Boy After The Dentist.” Balloon Boy On Different Websites