Just look at this stuff:
The CompTIA A+ 220-901
This certificate is a foundational qualification for your future IT career, helping you develop competence in areas like installation, preventative maintenance, networking, and customer service. The ancient knowledge contained therein can be relayed with over ten hours of content.
The CompTIA A+ 220-902
This class is a follow-up to the 901 certification. It harnesses arcane magic (lectures and charts and stuff) to teach you common hardware and software technologies in business.
CompTIA Cloud Essentials CLO-001
Almost all businesses are moving at least some aspect of their computing to the cloud, and as such, knowledge of cloud computing has never been more necessary as a professional skill. These classes, transcribed from a haunted book found in an abandoned library, will teach you everything you need to know about cloud IT services.
This class improves on everything you learned from cloud essentials. It was also transcribed from a haunted book found in an abandoned library, but that book was cursed.
CompTIA Linx+ XKO-002
This course crams months of practical Linux experience into just 14 hours of content, probably by using some kind of evil wizard spell. (Yes, we're going to keep this bit up.)