Eliot Spitzer and Jim McGreevey: Profiles in Dignity

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I promised myself I wouldn't blog about Eliot Spitzer after
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this video basically did the whole thing to perfection. But technically, this post is about ex-Governor of New Jersey Jim McGreevey, who decided that coming out of the closet and resigning last year wasn't enough, and that it would be a good idea to wait twelve months and then publicly admit to bisexual threesomes with his aide. Frankly, it's the timing of the whole thing that makes me suspicious...one Northeastern Governor gets unseated thanks to a juicy sex scandal, then another does, then the first guy comes up with even
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more juicy elaborations on his sexcapades. Seems to me like someone's missing the ol' spotlight. Well, no worries Mr. McGreevey; I think after your little public dispute with Spitzer via press conference (embedded below for your viewing pleasure), you're going right back on the front page. Of this blog, anyway.

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