Tiffany Sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault... after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst. According to police, the victim agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. ... When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax. ... prison records show Sutton thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.... I know, it's great that your ex has been able to move on and see new people, isn't it? She really has gotten back on her feet. But in case you fear that all single girls out there think they're vampires and want to drink your blood, you can take comfort in the fact that a short look at Craigslist turned up:
- a girl who thinks she's a werewolf and wants to urinate on your leg;
- a girl who thinks she's Dr. Frankenstein and wants to hook electrical clamps to your nipples;
- a girl who thinks she's Dick Cheney and wants to hook electrical clamps to your nipples; and
- a girl who thinks she likes you and wants to talk about your feelings.
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