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An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined, police said Wednesday. Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined 1,000 dollars (900 US dollars) after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act. Another barmaid who helped hang spoons on De Faveri's nipples was fined 500 dollars while the bar manager was fined 1,000 dollars for failing to stop the pair.
So two brave souls dare to show that girls---how should I put this---just want to have fun, and how are they rewarded? Fines and public embarrassment. Australia, I'm sorry, but the global goodwill you generated with