An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined, police said Wednesday. Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined 1,000 dollars (900 US dollars) after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act. Another barmaid who helped hang spoons on De Faveri's nipples was fined 500 dollars while the bar manager was fined 1,000 dollars for failing to stop the pair.So two brave souls dare to show that girls---how should I put this---just want to have fun, and how are they rewarded? Fines and public embarrassment. Australia, I'm sorry, but the global goodwill you generated with
Tiffany Sutton, 24, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault... after she repeatedly stabbed her lover during an alcohol- and drug-fueled sexual tryst. According to police, the victim agreed to be tied up during sex but became alarmed and asked to be untied when Sutton pulled out a knife and said she liked to drink blood. ... When he escaped, she chased him with a pickax. ... prison records show Sutton thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.... I know, it's great that your ex has been able to move on and see new people, isn't it? She really has gotten back on her feet. But in case you fear that all single girls out there think they're vampires and want to drink your blood, you can take comfort in the fact that a short look at Craigslist turned up:
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