I turn to smile at the beautiful woman brushing my hair. She smiles back warmly.
"... it's made me a far more selfish and uncaring lover, as well."
Myself, the beautiful woman, and another even older and even more attractive woman ride a horse on the beach.
Just the one horse.
"Comtransa isn't for everyone. People with heart conditions or a fear of spiders may experience side-effects related to those conditions. For the first few weeks after beginning to take Comtransa, sexual activity may result in an unidentified calamity. Users who are psychically attuned with the null plane may be summoned to fight in the Final Battle. In clinical trials, a small number of users have reported 0hallucinations."
Myself and hundreds of attractive mature woman wage war in the null plane.
"So discuss the risks with your physician. Be wary of their lies, though, for they have but the hearts of men, which will turn black with envy at the prospect of your newfound abilities."
I lift a physician above my head and cast him down on the rocks below.
"You shall restrain my power no more, bloodletter!"