The world's a different place when you're drunk. Dangerous decisions are made at impossible speed. Women are attractive at impossible weights. And impossible pain is something you only feel if you stop drinking. The problem is that when Science gets drunk, it's too f*****g drunk to think up ways to harness the power of drunk for good. But somehow, Dick Whiskey: Drunk Cop has. He and the fine men of the 18th Drunk Precinct are the latest stars of Man Comics, the comic adventure series that has its foot so far up your ass that you're a sock.
This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.