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Hey there, friend. We have a lot of fun here on the internet. We tell jokes, we download entertainment that we occasionally pay for, and we shout at each other about miscellaneous yannis and laurels on social media. But the internet can also be a dangerous place, what with your personal information just dangling out there like a ripe fruit made of money and birth certificates.
So how do you protect your valuable information from hackers and nosy government employees? The answer is a virtual private network (VPN). But you don't just want to go for any old VPN that sidles up to you. You want the best VPN out there. You want Chris Hemsworth running around in your computer, karate-chopping anyone who tries to steal your info. You want CyberGhost.
You can get a lifetime subscription to CyberGhost for $84.99, which is more than $600 off its normal price. That's less money than a two-year subscription to Xbox Live, and considerably less money than it would cost to hire Chris Hemsworth to physically come to your home and monitor your online activity.