Wild Card We Did It, America! We were all nervous there for a minute, but it looks like our hard work and dedication paid off: Somebody stole a base during the World Series, and now everybody in America gets a free taco! Huzzah! What are you gonna put on yours? I'm gonna cover mine in Fire Sauce and eat the s**t out of it, but first I'm gonna make a big stink about not paying any money for it. Just so everybody behind the counter (and behind me in line, too) knows I'M NOT A SUCKER. Me: One taco, please. Taco Bell Employee: Okay, one taco. And... Me: That's it. Taco Bell Employee: Just one taco? Me: I'M NOT A SUCKER.
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