Cracked's Twitter Updates for 2008-02-03

  • Chances of someone named "Tom Brady" gettibg laid, with that s**t-eating grin of his, without his passing ability: 1 in 19 #
  • Top 1 typo in Cracked's previous tweet: "gettibg." Top Cracked need ti replace this Blackberry: iPhone. #
  • Top Dwarf not named after an adjective: Doc. #
  • 5 best Superbowl ads of all-time: The one promoting XXVII, the one for XL, the one for last year's, and we think we've made this joke now. #
  • Top 6 Live Broadcasts since 2004 NOT hosted by Ryan Seacrest: N/A. #
  • Bald men who look good w/ pigskin: T.Bradshaw, T.Barber, old Jews clamoring for taste on deathbed #
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