Cracked's Twitter Updates for 2008-01-23

  • The "Top 10 Jokes Cracked Feels Guilty About" definitely includes the previous Ledger tweet. #
  • Top 7 Formulaic Shows Currently On TV, Where Each Episode Is Virtually Identical: All Law & Orders, Medium, CSI... Family Guy? Mmmmaybe. #
  • Most Unexpected Beards in History: List must include Conan O'Brien, Al Gore one, and Phyllis Diller #
  • Sixth Least-Believable Fred Thompson Role of All-Time: "Presidential Candidate" #
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  • #1 Least realistic H'wood dinos: Tie btwn Jurassic Park 2 and ABC's "Dinosaurs." One had "Not the mama!", but the other had Vince Vaughn. #
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