Last night, Amy Winehouse won some Grammys, performed on TV, and, likely, twitched in a fetal position from excruciating withdrawal symptoms. But sometime after the first two events, and prior to the third, she did something really exciting: she recorded an interview with me for an episode of the Cracked Celebrity News.
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.