Last night, Amy Winehouse won some Grammys, performed on TV, and, likely, twitched in a fetal position from excruciating withdrawal symptoms. But sometime after the first two events, and prior to the third, she did something really exciting: she recorded an interview with me for an episode of the Cracked Celebrity News.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.