Everyone started thumbing though the pages, except Dan OâBrien who rolled them up into a tube and stuck it in his fly.
âLook,â he said. "Coming at ya! Get it?"
"Yes, Dan," I said. "You've made a penis out of my script. Very clever.""Not just," he protested. "I also made a pun. Coming at ya? Get it?" "Good stuff, DOB," Jack said, as he downed some X. "Remember that for the site." "Damn it, Jack," I yelled.Â "Can you stay focused? I asked you here to get your ideas on my script, not encourage Dan to make penises out of things. It's not like he needs encouragement anyway. Do you NOT remember how he Photoshopped the Cracked Christmas cards last year?"
"Well, I'm sorry Gladstone," Jack mumbled, with tears starting to form in his spinning eyes.Â "It's just that my forte is really not writing. It's titling things. So I looked at this scene and I'm thinking instead of Working Man Triumphant, we go with Crappiest Boss Ever!" "Thanks Jack, but I'm trying to get this movie released in theaters, not Digg.com." "Believe me, Gladstone. I get it," he said.Â "If you were trying to land on Digg.com I would have already received 27 whiny Digg Me requests from you." (I'll never know how a man can drop so much X and listen to so much vintage Madonna and still make astute observations like that. I guess that's why Jack's the boss.) But this was going nowhere. I started pacing the room. "Does
--(this post is dedicated to Gemineye the Great)
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