Credentials: Mystique has fought alongside both The X-Men and The Brotherhood Of Mutants, so we'll say she has the capacity to reach across the aisle.
Name: Theodore Roosevelt (Rough Rider Transformer Version)
Party: Bull Moose (But It's Also A Dump Truck With Lasers) Party
Slogan: "A square deal for every bot"
Platform: Transform American Democracy
Stance On Key Issues: The most badass robotic candidate has a surprisingly diplomatic take on foreign policy: Make blockbuster hits that cast your rivals in a positive light. Roosevelt plans to appoint Michael Bay secretary of state, meaning the only thing larger than the on-screen explosions will be our numbers at the box office.
Political Role Model: Sarah Palin
You'd think Teddy would have aspired to be like his old human self. However, the Autobot version places a premium on securing petroleum for his engine. He admires Palin's creed of "drill, baby, drill," both as a political philosophy and as a rallying cry when piledriving enemy Decepticons into the earth.
Credentials: Most of eight years leading the American people and untold centuries leading the Autobots of Cybertron.