Have you heard of the movie Fido? It's kind of f*****g awesome. And I don't just say that because the studio behind Fido is pouring its advertising dollars into Cracked.com with that custom header treatment above. I say it because the studio behind Fido is pouring a ton of its advertising dollars into Cracked.com. Seriously -- we're thinking of ordering pizzas tonight. With extra cheese. Fido even commissioned a completely unbiased, Halloween-and-Fido-themed piece from us. Frankly, though, if Cracked is going to sell out to corporate advertisers, it's pretty sweet that it's starting with a movie that can be described as follows:
Timmy Robinson's best friend in the whole wide world is a six-foot tall rotting zombie named Fido. But when FIDO eats the next-door neighbor, Mom and Dad hit the roof...Hell yeah.
This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.