11:39 AM EST-
They just showed Barack walking up and down the hall. There's a screaming crowd. People are chanting...I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't just a special extended edition of Monday Night Raw.
11:39 AM EST-
There he is! There he fucking is! Swinging Joe Biden, looking crazy and completely out of it as usual.
11:40 AM EST-
Since it looks like Swaim and G-Balls are suffering from technical difficulties, (more like testicle difficulties, right? [I'm implying that they're getting gay-sex-married to each other]), I'll just respond to what I said.
"I agree with everything Dan said at 11:35, and I'd add that he's incredibly talented and is a veritable volcano of raw, sexual energy, by which I mean he is impressive, powerful and deadly."
11:42 AM EST-
Well Dan, if Bush follows in the mold of other recent Republican ex-Presidents, he will indeed forget that sound, and in fact everything else he knows. Which may be a blessing, if Obama swoops in on fairy wings and fixes everything in the world and gives us all manual release, as people seem to be expecting. Well,
Although humorously enough, I guess people praying for Obamaâs failure are in some way assuming his success.
11:45 AM EST-
The first official mention of the middle name and they went with âH.â Lends some credence to my theory that âHussein,â muttered at the actual signing-in, will be the code word for terrorists to explode the Capitol building.
Also, Iâm pretty sure some of these people are chanting âObaMA. ObaMA.â I think Iâve been mispronouncing his name for, like, ever.
And is the reflecting pool filled with people? Are people literally wading shin-deep in freezing water to see this happen? THATâS America, friends.
11:48 AM EST-
Wow, there's like a billion people there and only about eight people clapped for Rick Warren.
11:52 AM EST-
So I'm having all sorts of technical problems with CNN and MSN. We're off to a rocky start Obama! First my government-issue unicorn wouldn't turn right and then there were all those potholes on the new rainbow I rode to work. And now I can't watch the inauguration. Seriously, my MSN feed is cutting in and out so bad I thought Diane Feinstein was speaking in tongues.