Awesome, awesome stuff. Next question: Aren't parents lame?
Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they're just looking out for us.
Bucholz: I agree with you 100 percent. Wow. This is going really well. OK. Dan, you had something?
DOB: This one's for Kevin. Will you have sex with me?
Gail: Don't answer that.
DOB: I'm sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you
have sex with me?
Gail: Chris, before this interview, what did I specifically request you guys not to ask about?
Bucholz: Dan, you're not even gay.
But they don't know that. I'm going undercover
here jackass, to get the real dirt.
Bucholz: I'm sorry, Gail. This was totally my fault. I'll move the phone a little further away from him.
What about just some heavy petting?
Bucholz: Did you hear that?
Gail: Yes we did.
Bucholz: And you're not going to answer it?
Gail: No we are not.
Bucholz: Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex,
wasn't on the list of things we weren't supposed to ask.
Gail: Can we move on?
Bucholz: I tried buddy. -makes note-
OK. Let's try a different tack. What do you guys do in your spare time?
Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Play video games. Talk to friends online.
Bucholz: That's amazing. Just like regular people. OK, Swaim, you got one?
Swaim: What's your favorite color...