Michael Swaim: HAHAHA!
Ross Wolinsky: Badger.
Michael Swaim: HAHAHA! Stop it!
Ross Wolinsky: Badger.
Michael Swaim: SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T BREATHE! Oh, man, I'm totally going to go buy a Lexus.
Ross Wolinsky: It's a Toyota commercial.
Michael Swaim: I don't even fucking care anymore. All I know is I'm delirious with laughter. Clearly, this commercial succeeded. Lexus dealership here I come!
UNILEVERâSUNSILK: MAKE LIFE HAPPEN Michael Swaim: The message here is clear, and it's one I fully endorse: the most important aspect of a woman's personality is her hair. Sunsilk is like respect in a bottle, ladies.
Ross Wolinsky: That's a message I can get behind, actually. Hair is serious business.
Ross Wolinsky: The music in this commercial really sucks though.
Michael Swaim: I can't believe anyone could dislike a commercial where at one point there are nine Shakiras in frame.
Michael Swaim: If the music bothers you that much, mute the TV, download some Kina Grannis, munch some Doritos and enjoy.
Ross Wolinsky: I'm more of a Dove guy, personally, but whatever.
Michael Swaim: Well, we've all seen YOUR hair.
Ross Wolinsky: You ever try those bars of soap they make that are 1/4 lotion?
Michael Swaim: I'm using one right now.
Ross Wolinsky: How do they do that?
Michael Swaim: I don't know. All I know is my ass has never been smoother.
UNDER ARMOURâTHE FUTURE IS OURS Ross Wolinsky: In a not-so-distant future, a terrifyingly fit (and loud) black man will rise to power and rule the world. How will he do it? By using some sort of ambiguous sports product called Under Armour.
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