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Remember that wireless charging pad that Apple was working on and then suddenly canceled? Not very Apple-like to make a big deal over a product and then just not release it. We'll likely never know why they were all like "lol nvm." But what we do know is that wireless charging is officially en vogue. Virtually all new Android phones and iPhones from 7 on are fully compatible with this tech. Check out these charging pads to help you get your flexibility fix.
With a name like AirZeus, it had better! And just like Zeus, it charges things super fast. Unlike Zeus, it doesn't fornicate with everything it sees. Get it for 59% off the $99 list price at just $39.99 today.
This funky little charging station is like a shrine dedicated to Apple. On one pad, you can charge your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods -- all those fun little things the company used to practically take over the world. Get it for 53% off today at $69.99.
Whoever said chargers had to be made of plastic has certainly never seen the Oakywood. This charging dock is made of hardy oak, and it's 24% off today at $59.99.
In this instance, the birds are battery-depleted devices, and the stones are USB ports. It's a metaphor! The PowerTime has a wireless charging dock for your Apple Watch, plus three USB ports to charge three other devices at the same time. It's 28% off now at $34.99.
NightStand is probably closer to the Nightwing of wireless chargers, but we want to be as accessible as possible, and Nightwing isn't exactly pulling in movie audiences. Either way, this Apple Watch charger is a great buy at just $14.95.
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