Cloverfield Was His Life (The Death of a Cracked Blogger)

As executor of the late Michael Swaim's formidable estate, it is my sad duty to inform the public that Mr. Swaim succumbed last night to that great void towards which we are all bound. The circumstances of his demise remain a mystery, although knowing him, I am sure they were both heroic and epoch-defining. In the meantime he offers us only this video tape, an offering from beyond the grave recovered at his home, as a clue to aid us in our mourning and confusion. May he rest in peace, wherever he is.

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When he's not dead, Michael makes eerie beyond-the-grave videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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